4. Have Some Smoked Cheese

R is about as fond of cheese as the late Oliver Reed was of alcohol. He eats cheese every day, and he eats it in large quantities. I, on the other hand, quite like cheese but can't tolerate a lot of dairy, so I eat a small amount about once a week.

This means that all the cheese we buy is cheese which R likes. And most of the time that's OK. But the one cheese he really dislikes is smoked cheese, and that's my favourite.



It took me about a fortnight to eat this. It's processed food (which I hardly ever eat), it's probably not that good for me, and it's certainly not very photogenic. But never mind, it was a treat and it made me happy.